Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Frayon & Fanning Show Episode 4 - School of Business Part 1

Frayon: MONEY!

Fanning: Hello everyone. Today we're going to be talking about the Temasek School of Business. Welcome to Episode 4 of the -


Frayon: For thi$ whole po$t today, I $hall replace all my "s"e$ with "$" in celebration.

Fanning: No. No you will not.

Frayon: Ye$, ye$ I will!

Fanning: ... Whatever. Today, we'll be describing the various diplomas in a different way. That's because the School of Business has a whopping 11 Diploma courses, which means that if we don't keep things short and sweet, you guys will have a post the length of the Great Wall of China.

Frayon: I'd like to point out at thi$ juncture that the Great Wall i$ actually broken at $everal part$, which technically mean$ our po$t would be bro -

Fanning: *growls*

Frayon: Ahem. What I meant to $ay wa$ that today we'll be introducing the diploma$ using our famou$ One Line De$cription$™!

Fanning: Frayon. This is the first time we're using the One Line Descriptions™. It's not famous yet. By the way, you guys can click on the names of the diplomas to go to their official websites for more information.

Diploma in Accounting & Finance


What i$ the point in having money but not how to count it, to manage it, to inve$t it, to... wait. I have no money.

Diploma in Business
The Diploma in Business provides you with a holistic business education covering from Accounting to Law, you can never go wrong with this course.

Diploma in Business Information Technology
Be part of the bu$ine$$ growth in $ingapore through the use of IT! With the mix of Bu$ine$$ and IT $kill$, you will be a$ hot a$ me! Ga$p!

Diploma in Communications & Media Management


Be equipped with our in-great-demand Diploma in Communications & Media Management to battle the rapidly-changing media world out there! Roar!



Diploma in Culinary & Catering Management


If you have that $ame pa$$ion in providing great food a$ I have with my $ma$hing good look$, thi$ diploma i$ definitly for you. Uh- huh. The burden of carrying $uch a burning pa$$ion i$ tiring, but for the goodn-

Shut up.



Diploma in Hospitality & Tourism Management
Want to be part of the dynamic Hospitality and Tourism industry? Well, you start here. Duh.

Diploma in Law & Management
The law firm i$ your $anctuary, the courtroom your battlefield, Frayon your per$onal cheerleader.

Diploma in Leisure & Resort Management


The IR is coming up! So what do you do! Get a Diploma in Leisure & Resort Management lah!

Diploma in Logistics & Operations Management
Diploma in Logistic$ & Operation$ Management, we live to deliver. (Geddit geddit?)

Diploma in Marketing

Be exciting. Be creative. Be important. Be the reason your product is FAMOUS WORLDWIDE.

Diploma in Retail Management



Don't be an orange, be Mango. Don't be the Dead $ea, be Ocean Pacific. Don't be 76th $treet, be 77th $treet. Don't b-

ENOUGH!!!

Aww. Come on. I'm on a roll here! Ahem. Don't b-

*An African Hippopotamus drops on Frayon's head*

We shall now say goodbye before Frayon continues. RUN EVERYONE. RUN! Bye.

*huierb$lahfbnaofbn*

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