OKAY OKAY I'LL SAY

So, Stupid Fanning tells the whole world about my toilet "incident". Now both on the blog and in real life everyone's asking me what happened. Sounds so wrong some more - "EH FRAYON WHAT YOU DO IN THE TOILET??"

FINE FINE I'LL TELL EVERYONE, OKAY? ... Stupid Fanning.

I was coming out of the toilet cubicle after my... business... but because I feeling a bit lazy, I opened the door by tugging at it then I immediately let go. Unfortunately I swung open the door too hard and noticed that it was going to hit me unless I stop it with my hand. But I got lazy again, so instead I tried to avoid it by sidestepping to the left.

But misjudged the distance from me and the wall, so when I sidestepped I rammed my head into the wall. And because there was a wall, I couldn't siam the door and the door hit me also. Two hit combo.

After that I felt a bit dazed, Fanning ask me what happened so I told her... ... YES. I KNOW I should've just done everything the normal way. I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT OKAY??

Stupid Fanning. I shouldn't have told her. Laugh so hard at me some more.

YOU WAIT, FANNING. YOU JUST WAIT.

Fanning: First of all, Frayon, you never think straight. Second of all, you never do things the normal way because you're abnormal. And thirdly, I must say I didn't entirely expect you to actually come out and say all this yourself. I think I'm going to ask Hummingbird to do an illustrated version of this so that people who can't imagine it for themselves can have some visual aids, hyuk hyuk.